A Lawyer’s Valentine’s Day Notice

Lawyer’s Valentine’s Day Notice: Please be advised that, pursuant to the celebration of the life of Saint Valentine, it is hereby declared and set forth that I “heart” each recipient of this communication.  Please further accept this correspondence as a formal written request that you “be mine” as that phrase may be interpreted by you individually.  DISCLAIMER: In the event that this communication is deemed inappropriate due to gender or other concerns by any recipient hereof…, or if it shall be deemed an actual or potential violation of The Civil Rights Act of 1964, as amended, it shall be deemed withdrawn ab initio and shall be immediately rendered null and void.  It is the express written intent and wish of the undersigned, but the undersigned in no way warrants or guarantees, that the recipients hereof find full and complete satisfaction in their experience of this holiday tradition.
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